... to make an "in Soviet Russia" joke here.

Editor's Note: Contains salty subtitles.

Seriously, Comrade Putin, I blend in with sofa better. No, Comrade Madame, I blend in with sofa better! This isn't going to end well.

(Vladimir Putin)

Comrade Pushenshovkin, your beer is more full than mine. We will now switch glasses.

(Vladimir Putin)

IN RUSSIA PLANS OUTLINE YOU

(Vladimir Putin)

All together now. Imagine there's no countries... -Dmitry Medvedev

MEH SQUARED -Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev

IN RUSSIA, POLICE PROTEST YOU