Para cualquier puertorriqueños que no saben lo que es Santorum, que es la mezcla espumosa de la materia fecal y el lubricante que a veces es el subproducto del sexo anal.

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE-- Wait. Sorry... my mistake.

Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Newt Gingrich)

I bet some guys at CNN were totally high-fiving over that portmanteau.

Next!

Short on ideas for hosting your next Republican Primary party? Might I suggest the Santorum? It's a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters, and chocolate flakes, which is the byproduct of being a ridiculous candidate.

...and the resultant coffee-colored froth is apparently called "santorum." Heh-heh.

(Mitt Romney)

GO FROTH AND DON'T MULTIPLY

(Rick Santorum)