No Me Gusta

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No Me Gusta
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Para cualquier puertorriqueños que no saben lo que es Santorum, que es la mezcla espumosa de la materia fecal y el lubricante que a veces es el subproducto del sexo anal.

Making Up Words

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Making Up Words
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I bet some guys at CNN were totally high-fiving over that portmanteau.

Make Mine a Double

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Make Mine a Double
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Short on ideas for hosting your next Republican Primary party? Might I suggest the Santorum? It's a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters, and chocolate flakes, which is the byproduct of being a ridiculous candidate.

Emphasis on the Coffee-Color

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Emphasis on the Coffee-Color
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...and the resultant coffee-colored froth is apparently called "santorum." Heh-heh.

(Mitt Romney)