Because arguing semantics about sexual assault is always a good idea.

(Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain)

Rick Santorum said this in a speech to the Values Voter Summit on Saturday. Somehow I don't think telling your supporters they aren't smart is a good strategy.

(Rick Santorum)

If you can't beat 'em, Santor 'em

(Rick Santorum)

(Rick Santorum)

Editor's Note: contains salty language, Sarah Palin, and general mayhem.

If Romney wins maybe I can be ambassador to The Vatican

(Rick Santorum)