First foreign trip: Drug his rice wine, grab the credit cards, and run like hell
(Kim Jong-Un and Ri Sol-Ju)
Oh, joy! Sex at last!
Oh, joy! Food at last!
(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)
The North Korean news agency has confirmed that this lovely lady named "Ri Sol Ju," is Kim Jong-Un's new wife. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the newlyweds will be honeymooning in... Pyongyang.