First foreign trip: Drug his rice wine, grab the credit cards, and run like hell

(Kim Jong-Un and Ri Sol-Ju)

Oh, joy! Sex at last! Oh, joy! Food at last!

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)

The North Korean news agency has confirmed that this lovely lady named "Ri Sol Ju," is Kim Jong-Un's new wife. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the newlyweds will be honeymooning in... Pyongyang.