Tastes About the Same Either Way

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Tastes About the Same Either Way
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"MMM! Fry this up for my snack, general!" "Ummm... you DO realize that's just plastic?" "Yeah, whatever."

You Should Hear Him Try the Accent

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You Should Hear Him Try the Accent
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"Howdy y'all! Come and meet the little misses!" This happens every time he watches "Gunsmoke" reruns.

It's Unday! Like Vladerday, but Doughier

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It's Unday! Like Vladerday, but Doughier
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It was a dark and stormy night, when Miss Kim realized that no matter what, the man beside her would always resemble a North Korean Pilsbury Dough Boy with a really bad hair cut.

(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)

Well Done, Peasants

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Well Done, Peasants
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Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.

Party Song of the Summer

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Party Song of the Summer
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Everybody sing along! "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Communist Party membership card, so please don't report me to the govt."

this song is so bitchin'

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)