Important News!

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Important News!
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But seriously, I've never trusted those sandwiches. They say the most horrible things to me before I eat them.

See Asia Like Racists Do

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See Asia Like Racists Do
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A Ukrainian ad agency has launched a new travel campaign to Asia by inviting people to make a universally known gesture for Asians. Universally known the be totally and completely racist, that is...

"Mitt Romney You Erase It"

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Oooohhh, she's saying "Mitt Romney you're a racist." See? Mitt was as confused as I was.

How Far We Haven't Come

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Yes, this is a real advertisement for Michigan Representative Pete Hoekstra that really aired during the Super Bowl in Michigan.

... Yep, and that's a real Chinese-American actress who agreed to speak in an ungrammatical ching-chong accent while riding a bicycle with a straw hat. What year is this? Is there a new Charlie Chan movie coming out or something?