GAME ON MOTHER F**KER
(Queen Elizabeth II)
This doesn't look like my usual suppository.
IF ONLY PRINCE PHILIP STILL DANCED FOR ME LIKE THAT
DON'T FALL FOR IT, JULIA WE ESCAPED THEIR CLUTCHES LONG AGO
(Julia Gillard and Queen Elizabeth II)
"You may be The Queen, But that doesn't mean you can urinate anywhere!"
"A three hour tour... A three hour tour..."
No Dear, when you curtsey before me, your head must be below where my hand is. Protocol you know.