GAME ON MOTHER F**KER

(Queen Elizabeth II)

This doesn't look like my usual suppository.

(Queen Elizabeth II)

IF ONLY PRINCE PHILIP STILL DANCED FOR ME LIKE THAT

(Queen Elizabeth II)

DON'T FALL FOR IT, JULIA WE ESCAPED THEIR CLUTCHES LONG AGO

(Julia Gillard and Queen Elizabeth II)

"You may be The Queen, But that doesn't mean you can urinate anywhere!"

(Queen Elizabeth II)

"A three hour tour... A three hour tour..."

(Queen Elizabeth II)

No Dear, when you curtsey before me, your head must be below where my hand is. Protocol you know.

(Julia Gillard and Queen Elizabeth II)