ONE IS QUITE JEALOUS OF ONE'S SHOE. OH WAIT. ONE IS NOT JEALOUS ANYMORE. CUZ ONE JUST REALIZED THAT ONE IS THE HEAD OF 54 STATES. AND YUR NOT, MY DEAR

(Queen Elizabeth II)

i can wear this hat because i'm royal tea

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BACK IN MY DAY WE BROUGHT THE KITCHEN WITH US

(Queen Elizabeth II)

I DO SO LOVE A GOOD HANGING!

(Queen Elizabeth II)

. . .now for the special ops to get my Mum off the throne. . .

(Prince Charles)

HE'S NOT WITH ONE He just keeps following one around

(The Duke of Edinburgh and Queen Elizabeth II)

LIZARD QUEEN IS DISPLEASED

(Queen Elizabeth II)