This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

Our balls are ventilated! Hooray!

If I could Turn back Time... ... if I could find a Way!

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX

(Jon Stewart)

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)