F**king Magnates, How Do They Work?

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F**king Magnates, How Do They Work?
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Of course I know how magnets work. Some of my best friends are oil magnates.

(Mitt Romney)

Famous Toast, Though!

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Famous Toast, Though!
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You're using bread to protect yourself? Dude, You're toast!

(Breadstick Hat Man)