We've secretly switched Camilla with a rack of postcards. Let's see if Charles notices....
I DO LOVE A
Now, how do I drop the bass?
FRESH PRINCE OF BEL HEIR
Surely that should read 'Castle of Mine?'
I know I've got a place up there somewhere...
I was going to write something snarky and then I realized this is the first time I've ever heard him speak. OMG I am so American.
"CHARLES WAS MARRIED??"