We've secretly switched Camilla with a rack of postcards. Let's see if Charles notices....

(Prince Charles)

I DO LOVE A
JOLLY CAMPERVAN

(Prince Charles)

Now, how do I drop the bass?

(Prince Charles)

FRESH PRINCE OF BEL HEIR

(Prince Charles)

Surely that should read 'Castle of Mine?' I know I've got a place up there somewhere...

(Prince Charles)

I was going to write something snarky and then I realized this is the first time I've ever heard him speak. OMG I am so American.

"CHARLES WAS MARRIED??"

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)