Vladimir Franz is a drama professor, painter, and opera composer who also has a doctorate in law and he wants to be the next president of the Czech Republic. He is also tattooed from head to toe. Man, why can't U.S. politicians be this cool?

(Barack Obama, Bill Clinton)

Dad help this couch fell on me stop presidenting I'm dying oh god I can see a light

(Barack Obama)

It would be unprecedented for the Supreme Court to do what they've done 158 times. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Barack Obama

IX-NAY ON THE TAX HIKES. -Barack Obama