Take the "R" Train

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This guy's song supporting Romney starts off with the normal conservative arguments, and suddenly veers off into crazy conspiracy theory territory. Really? Obama is the first gay president? Really?

Nobody Told Me It'd Be So Hard

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Run for president they said... It'll be fun they said...

(Newt Gingrich)

Can I Keep Him?

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I will name him 'Bama, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him

(Barack Obama)

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