Yeah, we screwed them! We Screwed the WHOLE WORLD!

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo

(Mitt Romney)

"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."

(Barack Obama)

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.