Pucker-up POTUS.

Check out this propaganda film allegedly from North Korea. It criticizes the Hollywood media machine and is... shockingly accurate.

Magic Mitt, however, does not accept singles. Nothing less than a fiver or the shirt stays on.

Uh oh, turns out they like being able to go to the doctor when they're sick or injured. Who knew!

Because I know you were all waiting to see Nancy Pelosi dance at Barney Frank and Jim Ready's wedding!

Well, it's her own fault for standing still like a climbing tree.