Mitt the Twit Rick the Prick

They're both right

(Rick Perry and Mitt Romney)

Wonder if they've thought how to get it back again... Or was that my job... ?

To be honest, "biggest brown-noser" and "most likely to succeed" should always be the same person.

Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.

Now that Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan is on the Mittens ticket, Googlers 'round the world are getting down to the important issues.

My husband and I believe that the economy is like a show horse. If it starts limping, just dope it up a lot and it should perform as well as it normally does.

(Mitt and Ann Romney)