Aleppo's most eligible rebel bachelor.
No, sorry, you'll always be poor.
Well, I'm not actually sorry. This is just the fave I make when I'm trying to suppress laughter.
WILL KISS SUN FOR YOUR VOTE
Seriously I almost became the republican candidate.
(Newt Gingrich and Drunk Baby)
to be a leader
FIST BUMP? DID THEY PICK RYAN?
(Barack Obama and Joe Biden)
You should have seen Palin's face when I told her she couldn't speak at the GOP Convention.
(Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan)
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