Aleppo's most eligible rebel bachelor.

No, sorry, you'll always be poor. Well, I'm not actually sorry. This is just the fave I make when I'm trying to suppress laughter.

WILL KISS SUN FOR YOUR VOTE

(Barack Obama)

Seriously I almost became the republican candidate.

(Newt Gingrich and Drunk Baby)

THE ITCH to be a leader

(Paul Ryan)

FIST BUMP? DID THEY PICK RYAN?

(Barack Obama and Joe Biden)