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(His sign reads: "Hello my name is Constable Martell. If you're on your cell phone right now, you are about to get a ticket.")
THIS IS WHY
I SHOULDNT DRINK
You have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say will probably be stupid.
I thought theses blow up dolls were supposed to be shipped in discreet packaging
Don't do the Mime
if you can't do the time.
Police at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, Japan staged an animal escape drill in which they subdued a papier mâché rhino with sticks and darts. Also note the lifelike details on the rhino, such as movable ears and... eye shadow?
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