Looking for handouts, eh? Oh wait...
(His sign reads: "Hello my name is Constable Martell. If you're on your cell phone right now, you are about to get a ticket.")
THIS IS WHY
I SHOULDNT DRINK
You have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say will probably be stupid.
I thought theses blow up dolls were supposed to be shipped in discreet packaging
Don't do the Mime
if you can't do the time.
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