PWNED IN VERBAL COMBAT
Mum, I can't let you through. What would all the guys say?
NOBODY GETS PAST THE LOUISIANA STATE POLICE... WITHOUT A KISS!
Is all that armor really necessary? I only reported a missing kitten!
IN RUSSIA, POLICE PROTEST YOU
In case you're not seeing it, look to the Far Side of the picture.
Looking for handouts, eh? Oh wait...
(His sign reads: "Hello my name is Constable Martell. If you're on your cell phone right now, you are about to get a ticket.")