I'll Deliver It Myself

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Sometimes you just have to acquiesce to someone's demands. This is one of those times. If Mitt wants a plane with windows that roll down, I say we give him one!

(Barack Obama)

When You're the POTUS, Not Even the Sky's the Limit

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"That was sucha RUSH! They let me fly the plane, and I don't even have a license!" Need to change my shorts. NOW!

(Barack Obama)

The Man, The Myth, The Carnage

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SASQUATCH HAS A STRATEGIC BOMBER Your argument is about to be blown to jesus