ROMNEYCARE: Get a job at minimum wage. Pray to God you never get sick.

(Mitt Romney)

Unlike most of you, if I fall off this podium, I can afford to go to the hospital, and that's what I care about.

(Mitt Romney)

everybody chill the MEOW out It's just medical coverage

(Barack Obama)

Uh oh, turns out they like being able to go to the doctor when they're sick or injured. Who knew!