First foreign trip: Drug his rice wine, grab the credit cards, and run like hell

(Kim Jong-Un and Ri Sol-Ju)

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Kim Jong ill in 3...2...1...

(Kim Jong-Un)

Oh, joy! Sex at last! Oh, joy! Food at last!

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)

The South Korean flag was accidentally used in graphics introducing players for the North Korean women's soccer team today. Oops! The North Korean players reportedly walked off the field in protest.

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The North Korean news agency has confirmed that this lovely lady named "Ri Sol Ju," is Kim Jong-Un's new wife. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the newlyweds will be honeymooning in... Pyongyang.

Ah Jeez. That fat little turd is stuck again.

(Kim Jong-Un)