Tell the West that we will stop our nuclear weapons program if they will give us a Krispy Kreme franchise.

(Kim Jong-Un)

PANTS AND PIZZA PARTY IN PYONGYANG!!!

Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.

Think different

Everybody sing along! "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Communist Party membership card, so please don't report me to the govt."

this song is so bitchin'

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)

I saw that Hussein guy do this once and that went well didn't it?

(Kim Jong-Un)

Spotted in an Australian newspaper.