Four score and seven albums ago...
Incredible. People are complaining that I made 43 million dollars over the last two years.
Why, that wouldn't even cover my alimony.
(Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich)
Today Newt Gingrich's campaign conceded to ABC News that witnesses supposedly ready to testify he was not unfaithful to his second wife were, in fact, imaginary.
Late Onset Gingrich
afflicts many elderly politicians with delusions of adequacy
BREAKING NEWS: Mittens is rolling in it!
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I saw you eyeing that hot staffer. Do it again and I'll rip off more than your earlobes.
(Callista and Newt Gingrich)
Hear the joke about the unfaithful husband and politician?
I WROTE IT!