Newt's New Logo

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Newt's New Logo
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So lately Newt Gingrich has been saying that if elected he'll lower gas prices to $2.50 a gallon. The current nationwide average is $3.81.

The likeliest explanation is that whatever product keeps Callista's hair in that lovely plastic bowl-shape can run an engine, and he's known it all along...

Nazgul on the Ticket

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Nazgul on the Ticket
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Hope his campaign bus is planning a stop at Mount Doom.

Super Tuesday: The Morning After

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Super Tuesday: The Morning After
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Yesterday's Super Tuesday primary results are in! Mitt Romney won six states, Virginia, Vermont, Ohio, Massachusetts, Alaska, and Idaho. Rick Santorum took home North Dakota, Tennessee, and Oklahoma for three. Last and probably least, Gingrich won his home state of Georgia.

Meanwhile, Republicans dissatisfied with Romney's lackluster performance so far have started the website Mehromney.com.