I guess I forgot the part of my high school American history class in which Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stoners.

in time out

(Newt Gingrich)

Woman wants to have a choice? PASS ME THE SCARLET A

(Newt Gingrich)

To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hates' sake I spit my last breath at thee, thou damned Romney. -Newt Gingrich

Daaad! The clicker won't mute!

Man Rick, what happened? You were obviously so much cooler in high school.

Thanks Comixed!

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul