I think Jesus would cut firefighter budgets. I mean, think about it. No one seemed to care when that bush was burning during the times of Moses. What? I totally understand the Bible!
I. . .Owe. . .You. . . 14 trillion Dollars
Breaking News - Nun regrets putting all singles into collection basket, asks God for a do over.
Somewhere in America, a multi-millionaire is (sniff)... PAYING TAXES !!! THIS MUST NOT BE !
Please help save the orphans. Woody Allen can't marry'em all.