What Would Jesus Cut?

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I think Jesus would cut firefighter budgets. I mean, think about it. No one seemed to care when that bush was burning during the times of Moses. What? I totally understand the Bible!

She May Be Able to Sell the Rosary for a Quick Couple of Bucks

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Breaking News - Nun regrets putting all singles into collection basket, asks God for a do over.

Wipe Those Tears With a Hundred Dolla Bill, Ya'll!

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Somewhere in America, a multi-millionaire is (sniff)... PAYING TAXES !!! THIS MUST NOT BE !

(John Boehner)

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