I left that tooth underneath my pillow for days! Now where's my money?!
Unlike most of you, if I fall off this podium, I can afford to go to the hospital, and that's what I care about.
(Mitt Romney)
Which one is which, and which is worse?
Oooh, goes great with the Santorum versus The Ayatollah game we posted yesterday.
Pundit Kitchen: Keeping the internet honest since like three seconds ago. YOU'RE WELCOME, R-MONEY!
BREAKING NEWS: Mittens is rolling in it!