(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton)

In a recent interview, President Obama meant to say that tearing apart Paul Ryan's budget right in front of him was a mistake. What he said instead was this:

"I'll go ahead and say it – I think that I was not aware when I gave that speech that Jack Ryan was going to be sitting right there."

To be fair to the president, have you read Patriot Games? If I thought I'd somehow wronged Jack Ryan, I'd apologize to him first too.

(Barack Obama, Paul Ryan)

"You know that button you told me not to press?" "Yeesss" "I pressed it."

(Barack Obama)

Well As Long As There's Sunshine? I'll Risk It!