Well I hope at least his speech writer got a chuckle.
NOTE TO VLAD
Woodland creatures don't vote. No need to suckle their young.
O precious Tollhouse, purest of cookies. How holy thou art as we dunketh you in the milk of the ages, for it truly is the blood of the cow of knowledge. And how much closer to Him you bring us, when we do nom into u. Amen.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
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