Oh look spiderman
slaps his hand on her butt
(Barack and Michelle Obama)
That's what NASCAR stands for, right?
After all these years of searching we found Waldo.
He was a she, and living in my house the whole time!
No, you call me Goose when I wear this coat...
It's a Transformer! It can turn into a WALMART in 43 secs!
There.Don't have to look at him anymore.