Michelle and Barack reveal their totally intellectual and snobby first date together. My ideal first date? Slim Jims and a monster truck rally!

That's right, these two girls are the ones who kept asking about the birth certificate

(Michelle Obama)

You stay away from Barack. He's MY man!

(Michelle Obama)

Must fake the enjoyment

(Michelle Obama)

Looks like she found Waldo.... Then murdered him and took his clothes

(Michelle Obama)

INVISIBLE COWS WE MILKS THEM

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