Cartoon by Steve Breen

Yes, yes, this is how elections should be decided from now on. By the purrletariot, not the aristocats. All power to the kittehs!

the only reason I ran... ...was to meet Anderson Cooper.

(Michelle Bachmann)

Hey, don'y tell anyone, but it doesn't matter who you vote for You still get a Politician!

(Michele Bachmann)

Looks like Bachmann really deep-sixes Herman Cain's 999 plan here. Satanism! Your economic recovery plan is irrelevant!

See also: Rick Perry's BLR.