thank you.. please pull up to the first window

(Michele Bachmann)

Then, we turn you around and ... just like that, you're not gay!

(Michele Bachmann)

Now that she's not going to be president, let's take a look at why she won't be prime minister either.

Michelle Bachmann has decided to end her run for the 2012 presidency after only accumulating a paltry 5% of the Iowa Caucus vote.

Pundit Kitchen is always sad to see the more hilarious candidates go. After all, Mitt Romney is a robot jokes can't last us all the way until November. Goodbye Bachmann! We'll miss your crazy eyes and your crazy everything else!

F*king magnets, how do they work?