"One thing I like about the Mormon faith is the way that men are the absolute head of the household."
"You haven't met Ann, have you?"
If he did this to her he'd be fined and suspended... but this is funny as hell!
The Annual Meeting of the Freudian Boys Club will now come to order
The best part isn't even the Freudian slip itself, it's her coworker verbally confirming that, yes, they are talking about what you think they are.
...Its because of the cold weather.
Our balls are ventilated! Hooray!
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