Together we will rule the world.
Owned now bow to your Sensei.
Dude, I don't do fist bumps. A simple bending of the knee on your part is sufficient.
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I'll just have this... sanitized first...
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
Bids? Anyone, bids? No bids?! Why do I even come to these things?
pleez... come home safe daddy
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