Together we will rule the world. (Vladimir Putin)

Owned now bow to your Sensei. (Vladimir Putin)

Dude, I don't do fist bumps. A simple bending of the knee on your part is sufficient. (Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin)

I'll just have this... sanitized first... (Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

Bids? Anyone, bids? No bids?! Why do I even come to these things? (Hamid Karzai)

pleez... come home safe daddy