Oh LOLcats, first your grammar and now your facts are incorrect? I HAS A SAD.

Get to know diabeetus cat.

If this doesn't make the government sit up and take notice, then I don't know what will.

Burn this motherf*er down.

Nope. Ai putz mai pawz down. U nawt goin'.

Ai lubbs u 2 much 4 u 2 go!