Subtlety: you're doing it right.
The best part isn't even the Freudian slip itself, it's her coworker verbally confirming that, yes, they are talking about what you think they are.
...And now we're getting word that unemployment rates have just increased by one person.
This slide must have been particularly horrifying or else I don't know what justified her in letting out that kind of a noise.
At the end the news anchor can't even contain her glee over what she just saw. Neither can we.
The interwebs are leaking and attacking your children. Locals news just can't handle memes.
Editor's note: Contains salty language