Job Creator Cat

Breaking News - We are completely out of news

Breaking News - Cat buys News & Runs own stories

Just confirms my theory that cats not only rule the internet, but also the very universe itself.

MOAR KITTEHS!

Ow, ow, ow.......ow.....ow, ow.....ow, ow, ow....

Yes, yes, this is how elections should be decided from now on. By the purrletariot, not the aristocats. All power to the kittehs!