"Howdy y'all! Come and meet the little misses!"
This happens every time he watches "Gunsmoke" reruns.
It was a dark and stormy night, when Miss Kim realized that no matter what, the man beside her would always resemble a North Korean Pilsbury Dough Boy with a really bad hair cut.
(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)
Can't you just see the happiness and joy on their faces?! Well, on Kim Jong-Un's face, at least.
Tell the West that we will stop our nuclear weapons program if they will give us a Krispy Kreme franchise.
PANTS AND PIZZA PARTY IN PYONGYANG!!!
Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.
Everybody sing along! "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Communist Party membership card, so please don't report me to the govt."
this song is so bitchin'
(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)
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