Later in life, Charlie would write a book about his mother's delusion that she was a firework.
Instead of flying his kite
Timmy would take it for long walks
President Barack Obama wrote an absence excuse for a young constituent. Hey, hey, add the time and location or they won't accept it!
Turn around, kid
Your mom said you're only allowed to ride to the end of the block
I REGRET NOTHING
In the words of Redditor lolzforfun, "my dad coming home from iraq in 2004, my favorite picture of all time. It was recognized nationally."
IS THAT RON? I FOUND OUT WHO'S BEEN COUNTING YOUR VOTES