You Didn't Cook That!

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Breaking News Local boy ruins Obama family outing.

(Barack Obama)

We Can Make it Worth Your While

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"Come on kid, you're his paper boy. Give me all you got on Ryan. Has he killed anybody yet?"

(Barack Obama)

It's Okay, We Didn't Like Canada Much Anyway

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"You know that button you told me not to press?" "Yeesss" "I pressed it."

(Barack Obama)