Obama Diagnoses Romney with "Romnesia"

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In a campaign speech, the president tried out a few jokes about Romney suffering from a condition he calls "Romnesia."

(Barack Obama)

Oh, Right. We're Both British.

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Oh, Right. We're Both British.
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That awkward moment when you both say "pull my finger" at the same time.

(David Cameron, Boris Johnson)

I'm Sexy and I Know it?

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Mitt Romney is not about to sit idly by while his son Craig steals all the attention from the ladies.

She Herds Cows, Man! Get It Right!

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She Herds Cows, Man!  Get It Right!
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Dang, I was just JOKING when I said.... Yo Mama herds sheep in Dusseldorf!

Queens Tell the Best Jokes

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Queens Tell the Best Jokes
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And one knows that our American friends will always do the right thing, and never lead our nations into foolish endeavours.

(Queen Elizabeth II, Ronald Reagan)