After a few scotches, John McCain was an instant hit during "Senate Karaoke Night," with his rendition of, "Smoke on the Water."

(John McCain)

Does John Mccain Have to slap a congressman

(John McCain)

I think Mr. McCain wants you to tell him a story. He says he wants you to give him a happy ending.

(John McCain and Sarah Palin)

POLITICIANS Short on cash, short on truth, short, period.

(John McCain)