What Would Jesus Cut?

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I think Jesus would cut firefighter budgets. I mean, think about it. No one seemed to care when that bush was burning during the times of Moses. What? I totally understand the Bible!

Won't Someone Think of the Tiny, Orange Children?!

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For dollars a day, you can help this politician buy his own tanning booth . Please, think of the orange people.

(John Boehner)

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