(McKayla Maroney, Barack Obama)

(John Boehner, Harry Reid)

So why exactly did Mitt want my can of spray-on tan?

(Paul Ryan, John Boehner)

(Paul Ryan, John Boehner)

Don't ask me again about him picking Paul Ryan or I'll cry!

(John Boehner)

On Tuesday, when the RNC changed the rules to unseat delegates for Ron Paul, John Boehner called for a vote. Turns out the desired result was already in the teleprompter before the vote even happened.