CURSE IT TO HADES I FORGOT NOT TO SHAVE THIS MORNING

Jew lookin' at?

...bacon, hot delicious bacon, apple smoked....

Dave picked the wrong venue to try out his bacon cart.

JEWBILEE

Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in? No, Mrs. Palin- this is Yom Kippur. Well hello, Yom! Can I leave a message?

(Sarah Palin)