CURSE IT TO HADES
I FORGOT NOT TO SHAVE THIS MORNING
Jew lookin' at?
...bacon, hot delicious bacon, apple smoked....
Dave picked the wrong venue to try out his bacon cart.
Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?
No, Mrs. Palin- this is Yom Kippur.
Well hello, Yom! Can I leave a message?