JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he's dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently.
I think Jesus would cut firefighter budgets. I mean, think about it. No one seemed to care when that bush was burning during the times of Moses. What? I totally understand the Bible!
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